Every week lately in my CSA basket I have been getting kale. Kale. Kale. Kale. I AM SO SICK OF KALE. I couldn’t stand the thought of cramming more leaves down my throat, so I decided it was time to turn that kale into a non leaf meal. So I came up with this kale recipe that would mask the leafy origins of kale and turn it into a kid friendly mash.
Twas time to put the Vitamix (The King of Blenders) to work as well as the poor food processor, who never gets a break.
High level – blend up the kale with cauliflower and coconut cream and you got yourself a vibrant green, super tasty kale recipe. NO LEAF EATING REQUIRED.
Vibrant, lovely, tasty and NO DARN LEAVES.
Bad plating picture of Coconut Kale Cauliflower Mash (served with crusted fish and sauteed gypsy peppers)
Ash says “I don’t want your green mash. Give me kibble or give me PETS!”
Marri says
Thanks for this! I’m loving the coconut cream in the cauli, I’d ran out of double cream and came across this when searching in r/keto!
Sparky says
YAY I love /r/keto, thanks for checking out my site and let me know how the recipe comes out. I just got a big batch of kale this morning in my CSA basket and am going to re make this again this week for my friends that snarfed it like cocaine hahaha